Diff-King of the Week: Burning Rubber Ballet

File Name: Fierce bit of Diffin- literally ballet in a car!

Uploader: macbhloscaidh

Views: 26,742

Rating: 8 squealing tires

Location: Limavady, LondonDerry

Date: 13 August 2011

From an unknown location (for our safety, and yours), we bring you footage from deep within the underground vaults of the Castle Diffin archives. This weeks selection was recorded in East LondonDerry at  a meeting of 'The Full Throttle Crew' in 2011. The FTC are a clandestine organisation of an unspecified size that are known to be linked with sectarian activity  in the area, the throttle in their moniker serving as a warning to rival Diffin factions. A crowd of hundreds gathered on the day to pay homage to the Diffin skills of the FTC, though undoubtedly there were as many present out of fear as there were in support.

Are you not entertained?

The high spec vehicles on display speak for themselves, there was some top-class bappin in progress that day. Interestingly, the video title declares Diffin in a twin-cam to be literally akin to ballet: a highly technical form of  performance dance that originated in the Italian Renaissance courts of the 15th century. Indeed the similarities are manifold when watching the twin-cams lurching gracefully to the squeal of their own tires. Both ballet and stearin from the rear require years of training to learn and master, and much practice to retain proficiency.The comments section of the video attests to the quality on display at the meet.  

jhunter87 1 year ago

Awwww beys, dat der is da hwilest bita diffin...baaaawwwwwpppp bawwwwpppp bawwwppp!!!

Mairtin Folan 1 year ago

this is the best video on youtube

bangtiday1 1 year ago

Don't forget there on dry concrete and not stuff that's been wet down to make it easy, fair enough there giving her the full of the throttle but look at what there doing and the control they have in them cams. They know what there doing

ThePorts121 1 year ago

wwaaaaa baaap baap baapp baappp

I Learned that courage was not the absence of fear, but the triumph over it. 

The honorable partyboy420420, alleged to be one of of the drivers seen in the video that day. He had this to say:
partyboy420420 4 months ago

dis was a savage day out, i was off my face on yokes doin rings in me cam , i swear at 1 point it felt like jesus was in da passenger seat wit me. 

Partyboy420420's drug induced divine moment of clarity is reminiscent of a verse from the poet Ken Brown's famous piece 'Footprints in the Sand'. 

One night I dreamed a dream.

As I was walking along the beach with my Lord.

Across the dark sky flashed scenes from my life.

For each scene, I noticed two sets of footprints in the sand,

One belonging to me and one to my Lord 

Did the Lord our Saviour visit partyboy as he diffed her out, giving her the full of the throttle? All available evidence points to the presence of a higher power at Limavady that day. And on the cross in Calgary as he ascended into Heaven Jesus said unto the hoards; 'Truly, I say to you, keep Diffin until the tires are missin. Waaaaww baww bawwwpp!' 

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